Changing wet diaper.
Grab new diaper, baby starts to assplode on the changing table.
Wait her out, have a good laugh, grab another new diaper as 1st new diaper got messy in the event.
(Yes, this qualified as “an event”. Distance event, to be specific)
Clean baby up. Put new diaper on.
As I wrap Baby A in new diaper, she pees.
Grab another new diaper, she starts hysterically crying.
Start feeding baby, since she’s clearly made room for more food.
1 minute in, I feel another vibration – it is indeed a party in her pants.
I’m just going to wait for her to finish eating.
Total time elapsed: 7 minutes
Final score:Huggies 0 – Baby 5